I decided to share my favorite tweets from the time I've been on twitter, I will probably be doing this in 25 tweet intervals. I am putting them up in the order that I favorited them so that maybe they will make more sense. Well enjoy!!
I've chosen my Roller Derby name. "Child Scar."
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chriscolfer Chris Colfer I'm textually active. Don't tell anyone.
Every time a TV character crosses the street without looking both ways I'm afraid they'll be hit by a car. Seriously, they should look. 14 Oct 09
I think all planes should show Grease 2.
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TomFelton Tom Felton got a swivel chair to match my desk!!! you can't help but swivel round and round on a swivel chair! its compulsory x 15 Oct 09
The only reason I think I would want children is to tell them to go get me a soda.
Reports that a game of beer pong caused the spread of a case of swine flu. I'm guessing it also caused the spread of a few other things
mindykaling Mindy Kaling Bffs coming to town feels like: Bridget Jones threequel plus Beyonce has a new video plus I might lose my virginity tonight type excitement
I think nature filmmakers are evil for not yelling "Hey cute little innocent cub! Look out for that big ass eagle behind you!"
Pretty sure my wife left a drafted text on MY phone: "Note to self: I'm gay." Almost entirely certain I didn't write that.
frankenteen Cory Monteith Sue Sylvester does not go 'hunting', because that kind of terminology implies the possibility of failure. Sue Sylvester goes killing.
chriscolfer Chris Colfer Did you know I was an NFL Champion? True story. National Forensics League...wait, what were you thinking?
"I change lives. i heal gays. I break hearts. I sing. I dance. I cheer. I Tube. Did I mention I have dogs? Oh I am lofty!" - Michael Buckley
the moment i wake up, before i put on my makeup, i say a little prayer for you.......HAPPY MONDAY!!!!!!!!
EthanSuplee Ethan Suplee My wife said she was going to do "a little landscaping." So of course the 15 men with jackhammers in my yard make perfect sense.
I was so happy the paparazzi caught me in a brand new shirt until I got home and realized the price tag was still on it. FML.
buckhollywood Michael Buckley SHANNEN FU*KING DOHERTY ON DANCING WITH THE STARS! I SCREAMED! BRENDA WALSH FTW! MAGGIE THE CAT IS ALIVE! I AM ALIVE! #EatItDonna
I'm wearing an outfit inspired by "Designing Women". I call it the "Full Delta Burke".
I guess they didn't ask Jon Gosselin to be on DWTS because Ed Hardy doesn't make ballet slippers.
Today Ive decided to live vicariously through myself
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danecook Dane Cook The term masturbating sounds so clinical. From now on I'm referring to it as having a onesome.
Theres just something about the way they shoot for Maxim. Im pretty sure they could make ME look like a dimepiece!
In Reno, which is the city for people Las Vegas rejected for being too desperate and sad.
I just had the fries at the McDonald's in Culver City near the Lady Foot Locker. SO AWESOME. If you can get there, ORDER THOSE FRIES.
ATAS panel with Modern Family cast. Sofia V says she expected Ed ONeill to speak Spanish because Married w Children was dubbed in Spanish
There will be more within the next couple days, enjoy tell me what you think of this idea
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