I am putting these out really quick, in this one there are new people, Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet, aka Cam and Mitchell from Modern Family. I must say that I am having a lot of fun doing this, I don't know why, but its just fun. God, I'm a dork!!!
Fourth Installment, Bitches!!!!!!
Ohhh...a missed call from 0000000000. I either went over my minutes or it's the ghost of Alexander Graham Bell. Suspense!
I really want to get a dog to obnoxiously take everywhere I go. I'm thinking a Great Dane named Hans Christian Anderson.
And the Lord said "On the 7th day thou shall not tweet." And he did not. And it was good.
lost my walleT for 3 days.. searched high and low... cancelled cards.. found it today in my golf bag IDIOT
There are no words to decribe Kurt's outfit today. It took four fittings to create it and may be the next wonder of the world. You'll see...
I bought a book called 'Night' by Elie Wiesel thinking it was a sequel to Twilight. Apparently, there are worse things than vampires.
In Chicago! I swear there's only turbulence on the plane when I'm in the bathroom.
Playing with Ninja stars. This Is like a childhood dream come true!
They're only 1 letter apart, but the difference between grapejuice & rapejuice is significant.
Went jogging in Central Park this morning and was somehow swept into the middle of a marathon. Very embarassing.
Just got the new iPad. This amazing device has already revolutionized the way I use a calculator.
I just celebrated the end of Lent by eating 22 sleeves of Peeps. My religion rocks!
Perfect timing 4 earthquake! I just got up @ huge party silenced every1 & did Vader speech "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you."
I feel like today was a dream! I met the President of the United States, JK Rowling, and Ellen's Mom Betty DeGeneres! so surreal!
2 new words: text while crapping= textcrement. Fuckin awesome= F'awesome!
5 days to the opening of my tour. I don't want to over-hype this thing, but attendance will cure all known diseases.
I'm excited to go to my first NBA "sports game" tonight with my fake boyfriend @ericstonestreet. "Go Knicks! Throw the orange ball around!"
Can't wait 2 explain the difference between a zone defense and a man to man defense 2 my tv boyfriend @jessetyler at the knicks game 2nite.
@jessetyler and I are at the game. First question: "what's something I can yell sporty sounding?"
These basketball players are so tall. It's like I'm in Avatar.
I like both numbers "8"s.
Act II is alot like Act I here at the Knicks Game.
Why don't secret agents just always use the unconscious-spray?! It sure beats beating everyone up all the time.
The good news: I will be doing a show on TBS starting in November! The bad news: I'll be playing Rudy on the all new Cosby Show.
Again Must encourage you to follow these guys on twitter!!!!!!!!!
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