Here is the second installment of my favorite tweets, with ones from Dane Cook, Rainn Wilson, Mindy Kaling, Chris Colfer, Michael Buckley, and many more... If you aren't following these guys, you should.
I can't wait to see who wins most popular, I mean best actor.
Im not just a gentle lover Im also a romantic savior. Before I perform CPR I tilt your head back pinch your nose & kiss your eyes.
Thanks for the tweets about last night's ep! I learned it ain't easy being white. And fellas, forget about pickup lines just play a Vampire.
I've been horrible today. A huge grouch. I didn't shower and Conan's not on the air anymore. Everything sucks.
It was hard acting elegant tonight at an Oscar party knowing earlier I slipped in the rain like a cartoon character.
OF COURSE SHE JUST COUGHED! ROFLMAO! #KRISTENSTEWART
Oh, Sam Worthington, your glasses make me think you're imperfect and therefore accessible
What a moment for women. She is hot! Babs said "can i hold it for you while you are talking" She could taste it for Yentl"
If I had a show, I'd tweet about which Oscar winner is coming on tonight. Instead, here's my favorite frozen vegetable: Peas!
I LOVE TARGET!!!!!
You can't go uphill thinking downhill thoughts.
is it really creepy or just super creepy that my dog just stretched and I audibly said "god shes sexy" #ellieisacheapslutsexpoodle
Anyone else watch the hybrid animals on ABC News last night?! Camas, and Zorses, and Ligers oh my!
If i saw a giant pitcher of kool-aid crash thru a brick wall I would scream & shit myself
OMG! My pal Sarah got bumped from Larry King for something called "Breaking News". Has the whole world gone insane?!
Sarcasm has made it so much harder to be a bitch...
Hey Ryan Gosling, you're all growed up now. Time to become Ryan GOOSE! (thank u & good night everybody!)
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joshgroban josh groban Fire alarm just went off. I got all dramatic and started yelling "Ye Gods!! Cast me into your fiery DOOM!!! I AM YOURS!!!" Then it stopped.
http://twitpic.com/1870af - Interesting list. Watchout sports nuts Jesus is pissed at u! Yo pedophiles, rapists & serial killers take a knee
Why do I get nervous before saying 'Caramel'? After the 'bagel' episode I'm questioning everything I say.
Buying clothes that fit for a change. Why did I used to dress like a total whore?
Today I began my special tour diet: waffle batter, no veggies, and massive amounts of German blood sausage.
"something went technically wrong" - with your face
Shutter Island messed with my head so much I feel like I belong there now. @ijennaush so sorry for screaming and jumping into your lap.
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