This installment has a alot of pictures, of course all rights to those do not belong to me, Hope you enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I want someone dangerous," says Maxie. "I want my life to be edgy." Of course you do. You're a Port Charles woman. Sigh. #GH
Met an elderly lady (Betty) in target and she asked me-"do you think giraffes will be in heaven?" Me-"absolutely!" Betty-"Lord, I hope so!"
me and some of my best friends! http://twitpic.com/1hnh3f
22 Apr 2010
At the opening nite of Sondheim on Sondheim, got in a fight with Sly.... http://twitpic.com/1hojyl
We live in a society in which people are celebrities for being horrible parents and adulterers. It really irritates me. Really, alot.
I'm on a life size version of Thomas the Tank Engine right now. I'm either on an outing with the family or on acid.
Thank you technology. The liquid sun umbrella. http://yfrog.com/59gpujsj
I'm sending a tweet from inside Twitter HQ. I'll bet those hot girls in high school wish they had slept with me now.
May the best man win. http://tweetphoto.com/19634003
lifetime movie network...aka-"the he beats me channel"....ha! :)
Welcome to the desert. Drinks come in troughs. http://tweetphoto.com/19664741
Decided if nobody else will do it, I am willing to make Jennifer Aniston pregnant.
On my way to Chicago. Anybody need anything? Hot dog? Deep dish pizza? Bull's Jersey? A lock of Oprah's hair?
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Worst color choice for post its- ever. http://yfrog.com/0qsynqj
I'm doing my live show tonight from the Universal lot where I taped The Tonight Show. So if a shot rings out, tell my wife I loved her.
My early bday cake!!! Yay!!! http://yfrog.com/b9meyjj
Asked my 5 year old son why some days he follows the rules better than other days. He said, "you know, that's how life is."
I want to turn around and say "you are on the Sue Sylvester train. Destination: Hell"
I just ran into Ellen DeGeneres on the Warner Bros lot and we played ping pong. I think she's really into me.
I came in second to Lady Gaga in the Artist's category of the Time 100. Once again, I'm penalized for not wearing a bra that shoots fire.
When you push semen back in your penis it's called "going". You're welcome.
#Lost - Whoa
I just found out what a diaphragm is and I barfed into my hat.
I got this bruise stage diving. It's called "Giving 100%." It's also called ”Total lack of depth perception.” http://twitpic.com/1lunvn
If you aren't following these guys on twitter, better get to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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