The fifth installment is here in my series of my favorite tweets since I joined twitter. Well enjoy the tweets below from Ian Somerhalder, Rachel Berry, Michael Buckley, Yvette Nicole Brown, and Simon Pegg,, plus others.
Set a new goal for yourself today! I already did. My goal was to get the word out about setting new goals.
I’ve been causing a lot of fender-benders lately. I may need to stop wearing lederhosen when I leave the house.
This leotard is super chic, but I don’t like having to strip naked to pee.
I just saw a bird riding a squirrel in my backyard. Things are getting weird.
"Aw, c'mon! You are seriously hurting me. Suck it up and get a belt clip or holster." *my blackberry after I dropped it twice this morning.
14 Apr 2010
If I ever rule the world, my first order of buisness will be to put "coin return" buttons on parking meters.
Yesterday I was in a van with Olivia Newton-John, Josh Groban, Idina Menzel, and Jane Lynch. I think I had a dream just like that once.
The truth will set you free. Unless you honestly admit to killing someone.
Most amazing want ad ever: http://twitpic.com/1gegqt
Please try my brand new cologne Crushed Ice. Find a free sample in your freezer or anywhere ice is served. http://twitvid.com/P7GY7
Chelsea Handler
Look at this dickwad. http://tweetphoto.com/18879389
Love this island... http://twitpic.com/1gg97f
LOST- the end of an era- last time tonight to ever be on camera for this incredible piece of story telling.
Crazy... http://twitpic.com/1ggzqx
I know what you're wondering. "What does this guy have to do to get more porn star followers??!!" I'm thinking the same thing. Night all!
Ellie puked and it was like an action movie as I dove to move her off the carpet. There must be a pitch in the floor cuz it rolled....but
I lifted the carpet. Held it back with the coffee table. Ran to get paper towels as it kept rolling & somehow reached it in time! Exciting!
Its Monday. Say it with me now! BALLS.
This late kid just jumped a fence at PE and got stuck! It's hysterical!!! Now a teacher is yelling at him! Hahaha! I'm dying!
It took a trip to the Seattle Fish Market to learn my skin color is "Halibut White." http://yfrog.com/1chalibutwhite1j
"You decided the moment you let him talk to you...so whether you like it or not, you're with him now." ~Scary-hair Claire #Lost #creepedout
Just put on running shorts and realized that I've changed clothes inside my car 3 times this week. It's tricky but I'm starting to enjoy it.
Every week at the end of #Lost when it fades to black, before the credits role, I always shout "don't you fucking dare end!" It always does.
Guy sitting next to me on the plane: "So you's a big time actor or sumthin'? What's you's name? I'm gonna google you's."
"We should really repaint the pink room. Who used to live here before… Molly Ringwold?” Maxie asks Jason. LOL #GH
If you're not following these guys, what the hell are you doing?
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